March 2012
February 2012
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“I don’t understand how you can stand there in a Guns n’ Roses tee shirt and sing every word to a Lady Gaga song.”
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
Ellen Degeneres for President.
The best part would be if Adele showed up out of...
djmmirage:
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I'm a twisty, bobcat kinda pretzel.
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Some best friend I have
Me: I said MYBE
Him: Well I usually take no as a yes, so I'm really liking the sound of this maybe. :P
Me: Ahahaha, well this maybe is leaning towards no... and not the kind of no you think is a yes.
Him: Pshhh, everyone knows that when a girl says no it really means yes. Ask any sex offender!
Me: Oh boy....
